Monstrous Musings
tiny-loki:

enrollment dropped drastically when a concerned parent caught rocket gnawing on the children.

tiny-loki:

enrollment dropped drastically when a concerned parent caught rocket gnawing on the children.

thecomicage:

krumla:

How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Enjoyed the movie, but this was a legitimate issue.

tonidorsay:

lalofdata:

feferippeixes:

jeeviaz:

dallerus:

egguanas:

okay but how about FIRE MERMAIDS THAT LIVE IN LAVA

magma.. mermaids.. magmermaids???

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What about this? 

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magmaids!

ok but what about a magmermaid girl who falls in love with a mermaid girl

Its a steamy romance

Oh Hallo Frank Grillo

Didn’t expect you in this. Pretty sure if you always play evil characters it is because you are actually evil.

"You’re lucky you can’t have a period"

nerdytransgirl:

no no no NO NO!

I am not “lucky” for not having to deal with periods. 

I have heard it from mothers, sisters, friends and even some boys, and let me tell you one thing. I HATE that I cannot, and everytime I hear someone say that, it hurts. why?

1. Having a period means you can one day possibly conceive a child of your own, if you wanted to. I had both choices of reproduction ripped away from me.

2. Telling me I am “lucky” for not having to deal with the cramps, blood, mood swings is an extremely invalidating experience making me feel like I’m not a real woman for that one simply biological mistake.

3. I already stress out over how much I pass as feminine, I don’t need to hear that and worry about things I cannot control.

4. When I tell you to not call me “lucky”, dont get pissy at me for complaining about “not having a problem” that you deal with once a week every month. I’m trans. Thats a 24/7 regimen of all the problems cis people face plus the ones society makes up simply for who I am.

5. Do not question me when I say “I wish I had a period”.

6. Do not question me when “I say I wish I had a period”.

7. Also, stop trying to convince me they are terrible. I know they are. I still want one. 

8. It’s ok to talk to me about how bad this months period is going. Just don’t tell me how “lucky” i have it, is that so hard to do?

9. Don’t out me if someone asks “are you on your period?” by saying I cannot get one. why are you even answering this question for me?

10. And finally, if you jokingly ask me if I want yours, I will laugh, and jokingly accept, because if you’re telling me about your period, we must be close and I do sympathize with what you go through on a monthly basis, but I will leave or ask you to stop if I start getting dysphoric or depressed about it, and would appreciate if you could respect my decision to keep myself from getting hurt and not call me a “wuss” for not being able to deal with it all the time.

Eris I turned on the tub so I could shower. Not for you to play in the water.

Eris I turned on the tub so I could shower. Not for you to play in the water.

Cutie is the ducky queen.

Kitty packaging material.

Kitty packaging material.